LozzoSAURUS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bloody Sundae]

mmmmm

i wonder what types of ice cream the dairy queen sells, ooh ohh ooh! i wanna knickerbocker glory with all different types of fresh fruit ice cream, a 99, a wafer and extra whipped cream all topped with strawberry sauce, chocolate bits and strawberries, raspberries and cherries...... *drool*...... damn, why is it so late in the evening for this type of shit :(

oh by the way, your flash kicked ass then pissed on it, kicked it some more and wiped its flashy shoes on hair belonging to the person who's ass belongs to then went and got some hoes or what ever floats your boat and woke up the next evening to do the same thing after a rough night and topped it all off with the most awesome dairy product stolen from the dairy queen cos it owns the damn place.

yeah,
i liked it :)

Pixmintro responds:

O_O

[URG advertisement]

lol

why dose "URG" make me think instead of "you are gay"?? anyway lol

MarcyVF responds:

wha?

[XvSF- Wolverine vs Ryu]

hehe

im not a fan of sprites. at all. but this wasnt bad.

i wouldve loled muchly if ryu did that small flash thing(underground) then one kick and thats it >.< ah well. thank goodness you will be stopping sprites soon. the less the better i say :)

OLD293 responds:

Yea, thank goodness. At least that's more of my life I will have doing reasonable things instead of trying to entertain people who don't want to be entertained.

[Mr. Broose]

mixed

i dont know wether to laugh or to... cringe. maybe even wince. a imean, some parts are really funny for example the old lady + shotgun part so funy as hell, the other part (nice day isnt it?, not for you my friend! *mace*>>lol), also the child part was amusing but the exceptional violence (stabbing a little kid into mush) is just rrrrrrrrrr, makes me feel like my stomache a twisting, its wierd....

i suppose its like that series The happy Tree Friends - grusome, twisted, gore leaking out at every step, but none the less slightly funny. only yours has brill one-liners in it here and there.... which makes me feel all mixed up about wether its good or not.... so i think a 7 and 4 will have to suffice.

i wouldnt mind seeing some more however, maybe so i can make up my mind.....

ZILLIS responds:

I am working on a couple more.
Now, check it out. I made Mr. Broose drawings just like this in the 80s - so it' 03 or 04 and I see Happy Tree Friends.
I thought: "damn. This is so close to the concept of child-show violence. They beat me to it."

HTF, I don't find amusing. It's very bland and stilted and reserved - and most of all none of the violence is intentional... a strict adherence to that rule is followed (last I knew).
Obviously, my point is - if you are uncomfortable watching Mr. Broose, you are
A) Normal
B) Sensitive
C) A good person
D) All of the above

If you like seeing the little boy diced into 60 pieces, you are
A) Normal
B) Sensitive
C) A good person
D) None of the above
E) just watching a cartoon

[Doma-sis Prologue]

pretty cool!

i like the name, Doma-sis, kind of reminds me of a cross between the words domination and nemisis :)

cant wait for the next installment, but maybe you could make it longer for next time.

also a link to your web comic page would be nice :D (like a sneak peak!)

Punisher28 responds:

tnx for commenting! i'm still developing the website for Doma-sis, when the site is online i'll let you all know.

And yes, this was a kind of sneak peak! Eventually every episode/volume will be around 22-30 pages long. So you'll have plenty to see/read!

[LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders]

haha heeey!

that ws brillaint! really entertained me for quite some time! and also i actually laughed at some parts (which seldom happens with most parodies) usually i dislike sprites but the humour somehow took the sprityness out of it. good job!

unfortunately i thought the story was going to go like >>
Link saves triforce
plushie things are found
gannon steals them and makes voodoo dolls out of them (lol)
Link has to get them back while gannon makes him to stupid things etc
much lolage and 0s
(and thats why i dont aspire to be a story writer :D)

anyways good job! and keepsthem coming!

Emptygoddess responds:

Who told you the plot of the next episode?!

[Vete a la Versh 9]

dont ever

ever stop making these. cos if you do - the whole of NG will hunt you down and stick a branch up your anus. The Anuuuuuussss.!! lol

Darkar responds:

That surely would be painful...

Don't worry I'll keep bringing these. ;)

[Skull in Connemara]

wow good job

music goes well with the animation, style of drawing goes well with the mood, the actual animation itself was a little choppy but that didnt matter as it seemed to compliment the clip.
thing is - i wann know the story!!!!! *cries* i porbs understand what your tring to build up to here if you gave a quick summery of the play its ment for, then i think top marks. (plz reply, if u can tell us the story :])

TheBoogley responds:

The play is about a guy who's wife died in a car accident 7 years ago, his job is to dig up old skeletons in the graveyard to make new for the newly deceased. Between the grave digging job and the way in which his wife died the people in the town are suspicious of him, and he is bitter and angry. So then the time comes that he has to dig up his wifes bones and everything gets a bit crazy. It's a comedy though, believe it or not.
Google it and you might find something better to read, or I can email you a pdf of the whole play. :)

[Pokeball Problems]

lol

i al ways wondered if humans could be caught in a pokeball ^^ heh "i choose YOU, bill gates!!"
bill- "* M_I_crosoft, m_I_crosoft" lol (no offense to the guy :P)

ikool responds:

lol, Bill Gates used Money.

It was super effective :3

[T E T R I S ' D]

woot

that was vereh goods!!!

i agree with teddybear - hair

the robot could be at the right hitting the tetris this under the score(shomehow) and you could be scored on how many blocks you dodge or skill moveemnts or how high you get. anyway back to the animation.

i really enjoyed it! it seemed to fit together well (lol no pun intended) although i have to say i would have liked there to be a background story. but i really dont know how one could be put thought up :O
very good keep up the good work

KobraEditing responds:

Thank you